*****1: my brain is bigger than yours.
*****2: that's called a tumor.
*****1 conversing with a fashion-obsessed *****2
*****1: the biggest word in your vocab is "chanel."
*****2: no, it's not. it's louis vuitton
*****1: my face is a materpiece.
*****2: is it abstract art?
during class:
teacher: jummah salaah is not fardh on the oppressed.
*****1 whispers to *****2: it won't be fardh on your husband.
*****1: i'm so smart.
*****2: you have such a great sense of humor
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
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Saturday, June 23, 2007
the morning after a bitter-sweet BBQ party farewell for madeofearth.
*****1: is it just me, or does anyone else feel a weird emptiness inside?
*****2: hunger?
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the morning we depart for our summer vacation, the main entrance is in a state of chaos with girls hugging, crying, and running around bewildered.
a girl rudely roused from her beauty sleep by the noise, demands:
*****1: what's going on here?
*****2 in a completely sombre monotone:
*****2: someone died.
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girls enacting the classic fob act on a call to the local pizzeria.
asking for dipping sauce.
*****1: you hawe chutney???
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*****1 to *****2: i'm so sorry about my constant usage of your body spray. i forgot mine at home.
*****2: no problem. you need it.
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*****1: i look so bad in pictures :(
*****2: it's not only in pictures.
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Posted by JASians at 3:16 PM
Thursday, May 24, 2007
the residents of a certain room are complaining they can't fall asleep.
*****1. just do dhikar, shaytaan will make you fall asleep.
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*****1. come on guys, take me seriously.
*****2. is that a joke?
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a few girls are consoling their distraught friend.
*****1. should we take her to the vet?
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discussing annoying fajar wakers.
*****1. man, i want to smack them
*****2. can you please knock em out before they get to my bed?
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*****1. don't eavesdrop. i'm talking to myself.
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*****1. i wish these windows would stop fogging up
*****2. stop breathing?
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*****1 grinds her teeth at being reprimanded on her attitude.
*****2. don't suck your teeth. brush them.
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*****1's hand is brushed by the non-muslim male serving her at the cashier as he passes her the change.
*****1. crap! now i have to do wudhu again :(
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*****1. *****2 is like a beacon of light in my life. a very dim light.
Posted by JASians at 10:47 AM
Sunday, May 6, 2007
*****1 looks in the mirror after a long tiring day and feels her face looks like it's been trampled over. she turns to her roomies.
*****1. how comes you guys didn't tell me i looked this bad?
*****2. we thought you already knew
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*****1. how would i lie about not praying salaah?
*****2. lotsa practise
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students are discussing the tumultuous relationship between india and pakistan
*****1. the taj mahal is in karachi (she wasn't even joking).
*****2. yeah and the olympics originated in punjab.
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*****1. yo, i never knew it was halal for the bride and groom to talk on their walimah day.
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*****1. i don't write anything i don't understand.
*****2. which explains why most of your books are empty.
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*****1. all of us have a man hidden inside us
*****2. with punjabi women it's not so hidden
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a girl explains why she spelled out cafeteria in arabic instead of writing the correct arabic word for it.
*****1. can we say al-blondie?
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trying to wake a particularly stubborn girl for fajar
*****1. wake up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*****2. leave me alone. i'm going to do my qadaa when i wake up.
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*****1. i thought lying was only makruh
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*****1. white people in hollywood are originally brown
*****2. they get surgery done to become white
*****3. and when the surgery goes bad they become rappers
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*****1. my husband will be a decent, gangster molvi
Posted by JASians at 8:37 PM
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