Sunday, May 6, 2007

*****1 looks in the mirror after a long tiring day and feels her face looks like it's been trampled over. she turns to her roomies.

*****1. how comes you guys didn't tell me i looked this bad?
*****2. we thought you already knew

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*****1. how would i lie about not praying salaah?
*****2. lotsa practise

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students are discussing the tumultuous relationship between india and pakistan
*****1. the taj mahal is in karachi (she wasn't even joking).
*****2. yeah and the olympics originated in punjab.
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*****1. yo, i never knew it was halal for the bride and groom to talk on their walimah day.
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*****1. i don't write anything i don't understand.
*****2. which explains why most of your books are empty.
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*****1. all of us have a man hidden inside us
*****2. with punjabi women it's not so hidden
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a girl explains why she spelled out cafeteria in arabic instead of writing the correct arabic word for it.

*****1. can we say al-blondie?
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trying to wake a particularly stubborn girl for fajar

*****1. wake up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*****2. leave me alone. i'm going to do my qadaa when i wake up.
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*****1. i thought lying was only makruh
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*****1. white people in hollywood are originally brown
*****2. they get surgery done to become white
*****3. and when the surgery goes bad they become rappers
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*****1. my husband will be a decent, gangster molvi