*****1: my brain is bigger than yours.
*****2: that's called a tumor.

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*****1 conversing with a fashion-obsessed *****2

*****1: the biggest word in your vocab is "chanel."
*****2: no, it's not. it's louis vuitton

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*****1: my face is a materpiece.
*****2: is it abstract art?

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during class:

teacher: jummah salaah is not fardh on the oppressed.

*****1 whispers to *****2: it won't be fardh on your husband.

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*****1: i'm so smart.
*****2: you have such a great sense of humor